dangLy hoT!

i waS AT aH jAs's houSe celebRatiNg CheriE's birThdaY...
jEes! haHA... fuN! yeaH! wE yaM senGed! haHA... oH mIne! i proMisEd daD thAt i woUlD reaCh hoMe befOre siX! i diD!!! buT i waS fiVe mINutES awaY froM siX... haHA... aLL thaNks tO thE 292 buS... 'heaVenLY faSt' maN! i waS cursINg aND swEAriNG aT thE bUS... thE uNClE droVe thE buS sO slOWlY... idiOTIC maN! i waiTed foR 25 mINuTEs befoRe thE buS camE!
i aLIghTeD aT thE staDium's buS stOP... hoT!!! sweAtiNg aS i ruShEd mY waY hoME lIke a maD cha bO!!! i waLKed sO brIskLY thaT somethINg KepT boUNciNG... alAmak!
I WANtED To TAKe My SANdAlS Off ANd RUn HOme BUt ALot Of Rc PEOpLE At ThE PArK... VERy MAlu!!! So I JUsT KEEp WALkInG lO!!! anF i walKed pAsT tHE staGe anD saW oRanGE anD iVaN... jees! poM poM!!! poM pom!!! haHA... i juSt smIled anD walKEd oFf... cauSe rushINg fOr tyM ma!!! deN iVaN idiOtiCally caLLed oUT foR me" hI LydiA" iN a pyschOtIC waY... oH maRy! haHA... aFTer thaT i reacHed hoMe... haHA...

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